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Vynnx
I'm a simple man
United States
There can be no greater love than the love of bacon.

Favourite genre of music: rock/heavy metal, but I'm open to almost anything
Shell of choice: that chocolate stuff you pour over ice cream
Wallpaper of choice: I sprefer brick or stucco
Skin of choice: deep fried
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ARIES (March 21 - April 19):

Child rapists tend not to do too particularly well in prison.  Just consider this a friendly warning.


TAURUS (April 20 - May20):

Both of your parents will be killed this month in a robbery homicide. In a  fit of vengeance lasting several years, you will hone your mind and body to become the ultimate crime fighting machine. First night out, you will trip and fall off the side of a tall building and plunge to your death. Way to go Batman.


GEMINI (May 21 - June 20):

Quit fucking with those panda remains! They must be black and decayed by now and the smell must be atrocious.


CANCER (June 21 - July 22):

We get it. We really do. We understand it is getting hot outside as the summer approaches. However, this does not excuse you from immersing yourself a personal casket filled with butter pecan ice cream. You need help my friend.


LEO (July 23 - August 22):

You will take your art in a new direction this month. Throwing aside any notion of taste, you will begin producing fan art of a pornographic nature. The most hardcore, filthy shit only the most demented psychotic could possibly look at without gagging. Good job bro!


VIRGO (August 23 - September 22):

Semi automatic weapons. A dollar store. Leonard Nimoy. Long Beach. A carton of takeout Hunan beef. Somehow, all these things figure prominently into your future this month.


LIBRA (September 23 - October 22):

Your plan to sell Ben & Jerry‘s your ice cream flavor “rum and cigarettes“ will fail once again. Let us think about this for a second and ponder where this plan failed.


SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21):

I see a dark spot in your future. This isn’t some vague notion. Seriously, clean your fucking shorts once in awhile and quit shitting in them.


SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21):

Has anyone ever told you that you resemble a famous Hollywood actor/actor/actress or supermodel. They must have been blind as a bat.


CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19):

The stars see nothing in your future this month for you. Wow, even a shitty horoscope would be better than this. Sorry dude, I don’t know what to tell you.


AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18):

Learning what to say and when to say it can be crucial in an individual’s life. For example, you will want to practice the following phrases very carefully, “Are you a cop?”, “s/he told me s/he was legal”,  and “honestly, I do not know how that got in there!”


PISCES (February 19 - March 20):

You are pretty much fucked no matter what.

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:iconherbilicious:
Herbilicious Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
Still think about you every day.  Stay crazy, Homeboy.
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WorldWar-Tori Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013   General Artist
I :heart: you.
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:iconrenaesan:
RenaeSan Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Student General Artist
Ate some bacon today bro. 
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ArrogantReality Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013
I miss you man, I hope there's a shitton of damn good bacon up there. :manhug: :heart:
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Backsackandjack Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Three years already, damn how fast time goes by.

Still thinking of you mate.
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CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Last night I ate a bacon burger, for there can be no greater love. :salute:
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:iconbacksackandjack:
Backsackandjack Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Do it for the bacon...always the bacon.
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:iconcrimsonmagpie:
CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Lean and crispy, all up in my sandwich. :la:
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:iconbacksackandjack:
Backsackandjack Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Look, I made a salad! [link]
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Axcido Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Great gallery ^_^♥
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Steph1254 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Miss you, buddy. :heart: :rose:
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TrueSoprano Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Just came across a comment of yours you left a while ago... :rose:
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Madfairy7 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
:rose:
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Evanescenceheart Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rose:
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QueenOfRaisins Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012
I came across a comment you made on one of my drawings 2 years ago. You are very missed, buddy.
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Assailant17 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012
....wow

:rose:
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:iconrenaesan:
RenaeSan Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012  Student General Artist
:rose:
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:iconannimouse:
Annimouse Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
We all still miss you.:(
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Ewig Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012
I still think of you and lot and miss you. So many things I'd like to talk with you about. :heart:
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Herbilicious Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011
Merry Christmas, buddy. We all miss you down here.
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:iconrenaesan:
RenaeSan Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Student General Artist
:rose:
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ShadowDude112 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2011
Rest in peace man. Wish I could've said this earlier but better late than never. I hope your family is okay and I hope you're doing well in heaven.
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ShadowDude112 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2011
Sup, I don't know if you remember me or if I talked to you when I had my old account open, but this is SuperHikari and I opened this new one and blah blah. Your art, good stuff dude. I hope to see more.
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PlasticusForkus Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2011
I'm afraid that Vynnx died last year. See the comments below.
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ShadowDude112 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2011
Oh wow, I feel like an ass for doing this. I feel so bad for doing this and I feel bad for his family.
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