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Vynnx

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ARIES (March 21 - April 19):

Child rapists tend not to do too particularly well in prison.  Just consider this a friendly warning.


TAURUS (April 20 - May20):

Both of your parents will be killed this month in a robbery homicide. In a  fit of vengeance lasting several years, you will hone your mind and body to become the ultimate crime fighting machine. First night out, you will trip and fall off the side of a tall building and plunge to your death. Way to go Batman.


GEMINI (May 21 - June 20):

Quit fucking with those panda remains! They must be black and decayed by now and the smell must be atrocious.


CANCER (June 21 - July 22):

We get it. We really do. We understand it is getting hot outside as the summer approaches. However, this does not excuse you from immersing yourself a personal casket filled with butter pecan ice cream. You need help my friend.


LEO (July 23 - August 22):

You will take your art in a new direction this month. Throwing aside any notion of taste, you will begin producing fan art of a pornographic nature. The most hardcore, filthy shit only the most demented psychotic could possibly look at without gagging. Good job bro!


VIRGO (August 23 - September 22):

Semi automatic weapons. A dollar store. Leonard Nimoy. Long Beach. A carton of takeout Hunan beef. Somehow, all these things figure prominently into your future this month.


LIBRA (September 23 - October 22):

Your plan to sell Ben & Jerry‘s your ice cream flavor “rum and cigarettes“ will fail once again. Let us think about this for a second and ponder where this plan failed.


SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21):

I see a dark spot in your future. This isn’t some vague notion. Seriously, clean your fucking shorts once in awhile and quit shitting in them.


SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21):

Has anyone ever told you that you resemble a famous Hollywood actor/actor/actress or supermodel. They must have been blind as a bat.


CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19):

The stars see nothing in your future this month for you. Wow, even a shitty horoscope would be better than this. Sorry dude, I don’t know what to tell you.


AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18):

Learning what to say and when to say it can be crucial in an individual’s life. For example, you will want to practice the following phrases very carefully, “Are you a cop?”, “s/he told me s/he was legal”,  and “honestly, I do not know how that got in there!”


PISCES (February 19 - March 20):

You are pretty much fucked no matter what.
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Go give these two some love.


Hermux-Tantamoq

LEGO Batmobile by Hermux-Tantamoq Subtly Blatant by Hermux-Tantamoq Boredom 10:34 by Hermux-Tantamoq
Two-Face by Hermux-Tantamoq Kinara by Hermux-Tantamoq The Day of Homogenous Tea by Hermux-Tantamoq
Pieces of Me by Hermux-Tantamoq Dichromatic Symmetry by Hermux-Tantamoq Blood Island by Hermux-Tantamoq
Emma Frost by Hermux-Tantamoq Soul Mechanics by Hermux-Tantamoq Brainstorm 4:08 by Hermux-Tantamoq



MetreonCascade

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Another one bites the dust. Goddamn, he was only 67 years old. I don't even know what to say.


www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/…

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Clubs

The following are clubs that in which I am currently active.

:iconserialkillerclub::iconbuffaloart::iconmalonclub::iconvarietyclub::iconwildlifephotography::iconanimal-love-club:
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ARIES (March 21 - April 19):

A secret you have tried to hold on to for several years will dramatically come to light later this month when it is revealed that you were yet another one of Tiger Wood’s sexual partners.


TAURUS (April 20 - May20):

The month of May will pretty much be a lost one for you. Somebody will spike your drink at a Cinco de Mayo party and you will slip into a coma. The good news is that you could use a nice three week nap and the brain damage should be minimal.


GEMINI (May 21 - June 20):

Did you know it’s possible for a human and a panda to make sweet, sweet love? Well, you’re going to find out sometime next week. It will be the experience of a lifetime, you freak.


CANCER (June 21 - July 22):

Your lucky numbers for a multimillion dollar lottery in your area are 5, 18, 32, 39, 44, 52, and 55. Unfortunately you will be shot and killed while waiting in line for your ticket. Bummer.


LEO (July 23 - August 22):

You are going to do something you have never done before. The time has come for you to live a little and have an adventure. With this thought in mind, you will order a Rueben sandwich and enjoy every bite of its sauerkraut and corned beef goodness.


VIRGO (August 23 - September 22):

You will discover that it takes exactly 82 licks to get to the center of a Charms blow pop.


LIBRA (September 23 - October 22):

Cinco de Mayo is going to lead to some rather unpleasant memories for you as you wake up the next day naked except for a sombrero and one cowboy boot. Look on the bright side: it is unlikely the monkey now residing in your shower could have given you his case of herpes.


SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21):

You know how your parents always told you that if you studied hard enough and tried your best that you will be successful in life? They were lying.


SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21):

You will convert to Muslim on the mistaken notion that by doing so you can avoid paying for parking. Smooth move Einstein.


CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19):

In an effort to improve your health, you decide to swear off meat permanently. Good for you. Unfortunately, the second week into your meat free life, you end up choking to death on a baby carrot. Anyone else feel like a cheeseburger right now?


AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18):

My brother is an Aquarius. He is an asshole.


PISCES (February 19 - March 20):

For the last time, nobody wants to read your Transformers slash fan fiction bullshit. Give it a fucking rest already.
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WARNING - The following has not been approved for anyone of any age, race, creed, nationality, or faith. May contain acts of sex, violence, cruelty, drug use, alchohol use, questionable language, questionable humor, child abuse, animal cruelty, necrophilia, bodily fluids, beastilality, waste of bacon, waste of time, men wearng maid outfits, and other untold acts of inhuman depravity. Enjoy.
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Vynnx Auto Works: Lego Contest - The Winners!

Before I announce the winners of the contest I want to say that all entries were great and each offered something unique to marvel over. I would also like to thank the judges who had the difficult task of picking the winners. And a hearty thank goes out to those who donated prizes for this contest.

Now, without further delay, the winners!


First Place

LEGO Batmobile by Hermux-Tantamoq by Hermux-Tantamoq


Second Place

:thumb104070525: by MetreonCascade


Third Place

Commission: InterlinkExpress13 by VulpineDesignsULTD by VulpineDesignsULTD


Runner-up

evil on the island by jintron by iveseenthefuture


Congratulations all round!!


All winners will be receiving their prizes shortly. I hope everybody who participated in this had fun!

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Clubs

The following are clubs that in which I am currently active.

:iconserialkillerclub::iconbuffaloart::iconmalonclub::iconvarietyclub::iconwildlifephotography::iconanimal-love-club:
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WARNING - The following has not been approved for anyone of any age, race, creed, nationality, or faith. May contain acts of sex, violence, cruelty, drug use, alchohol use, questionable language, questionable humor, child abuse, animal cruelty, necrophilia, bodily fluids, beastilality, waste of bacon, waste of time, men wearng maid outfits, and other untold acts of inhuman depravity. Enjoy.
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This contest is now closed. Judging will commence

Vynnx Auto Works: Lego Contest


Okay, so this contest is finally underway. The contest will run from now until April 24th. More info on the contest can be found here. news.deviantart.com/article/11… . I will be posting the entries here as they come in. I will also be posting any additional updates to the contest here in this journal.

Update 3/22 - TheGroovyMurphy has informed me that there is another program for digital Lego creations which can be found here leocad.org/ .

Update 3/31 - First place winner will also get a journal feature from Thebuild and prosaix .

I would to thank Ewig, kikibaci, FixMeKnow, and DoctorClay for volunteering to judge this contest.

I would also like to thank  Vlei, FixMeKnow, Vamaena, Thebuild, and prosaix for generously donating prizes.


Entries

:thumb104070525: by MetreonCascade
:thumb160505627: by Kryanwan8
:thumb161473831: by Cyrus-Lee
evil on the island by jintron  by iveseenthefuture
LEGO Batmobile by Hermux-Tantamoq by Hermux-Tantamoq
Commission: InterlinkExpress13 by VulpineDesignsULTD by VulpineDesignsULTD

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Clubs

The following are clubs that in which I am currently active.

:iconserialkillerclub::iconbuffaloart::iconmalonclub::iconvarietyclub::iconwildlifephotography::iconanimal-love-club:
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Horoscopin' Time! - June2010 by Vynnx, journal

Winner Feature and R.I.P Ronnie James Dio by Vynnx, journal

Horoscopin' Time - May 2010 by Vynnx, journal

Lego Contest Winners by Vynnx, journal

Lego Contest Closed - Judgement begins by Vynnx, journal